There are people who love their pets. These are the people who are willing to spend their time and money to make sure that their pets are comfortable, safe, healthy, and well-fed.
Then there are people who would buy these products for their pets.
Where do you belong?
For when you’re feeling too lazy to play with your pet yourself.
Not really sure why you’d be ashamed of your pet’s butthole, but okay.
In case you didn’t know that your cat was purring, now you have a handy light!
For when kitty hogs your bed too much.
Whoever says that fish owners can’t bond with their fish has obviously never walked them.
Animal magnetism at its finest.
For when your pets are feeling just FABULOUS.
Yes, apparently, doggie thongs are a thing.
Sailor kitty wants to hit the open seas, NOW.
This is a better option that having them jump up on the table, I guess.
Embarrassed by your pet’s randy antics? This might help.
Kitty in a stroller. Just. Wow.
This is actually pretty useful, if not totally embarrassing to look at.
Now your pet doesn’t have to feel any less…masculine.
You know you’re a crazy cat person when your cat has a better bed than you.